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“Mummy, why are the owners so little”

15 replies

SmileEachDay · 21/12/2017 09:30

My child’s interpretation of Bing’s odd set up.

I thought Flop was a childminder...

Bing is weird, right?

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Me264 · 21/12/2017 09:38

Bing is not just weird (who are they supposed to be? Some kind of foster carers?) but also fucking annoying. Bing is so whiny and I hate how the programme has to really spell out a moral message with every episode! Give me Ben and Holly over Bing any day ...

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 21/12/2017 10:02

Flop IS a childminder!

WhatWouldGenghisDo · 21/12/2017 10:05

I'm concerned that Flop has a substance abuse problem. He's obviously on some kind of comedown in 'voo voo' and absolutely shot away in 'picnic'.

I'm surprised amma hasn't intervened to be honest

Nanny0gg · 21/12/2017 10:12

Ignore Bing and just watch Hey Duggee on repeat.

Much better

cjt110 · 21/12/2017 10:30

Stick stick stick stick, stick sticky stick stick.

Nanny0gg · 21/12/2017 11:02
Xmas Grin
EmmaJR1 · 21/12/2017 16:38

That fucking stick! My ds thinks it's hilarious! Agree Bing is whiny and annoying!

lookingforthecorkscrew · 21/12/2017 17:23

You know what irritates the hell out of me?

Flop: crude version of Bing
Amma: crude version of Sula
Paget: NOT A CRUDE VERSION OF PANDO

They didn’t think this through!

lornathewizzard · 21/12/2017 17:30

Aw we love Hey Duggee. But don't forget about Octonauts

Kit2015 · 21/12/2017 18:09

I have a theory that Bing, Sula and Pando etc are the children of the aliens that have invaded Flop, Amma etc home world.
Flop etc have been enslaved to raise Bing etc for their masters.
And yes they give flop happy juice every morning to get through the day...
I've thought about this too much. 😂😐

Mammyloveswine · 21/12/2017 18:29

Fucking hate Bing the whiny little shit... and as for Pando... STOP TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF all the damn time!

AspelK · 21/12/2017 19:07

As soon as I saw the title I knew this would be about Bing.

I have a theory that Bing is really in a children's home. And Flop is his cuddly toy.

Coco, Charlie, Sula & Pando are other children in the home. They have cuddly toys too (Paget, Amma...)

The stories are really Bing's imaginings of what it would be like if Flop, his toy, was real and took care of him.

Rachie1986 · 21/12/2017 19:15

Oooh Aspel that's sad!

Amanduh · 21/12/2017 19:19

I actually enjoy like Bing 😂 Sula can piss off though

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