“Mummy, why are the owners so little”

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My child’s interpretation of Bing’s odd set up.

I thought Flop was a childminder...

Bing is weird, right?

Bing is not just weird (who are they supposed to be? Some kind of foster carers?) but also fucking annoying. Bing is so whiny and I hate how the programme has to really spell out a moral message with every episode! Give me Ben and Holly over Bing any day ...

Flop IS a childminder!

I'm concerned that Flop has a substance abuse problem. He's obviously on some kind of comedown in 'voo voo' and absolutely shot away in 'picnic'.

I'm surprised amma hasn't intervened to be honest

Ignore Bing and just watch Hey Duggee on repeat.

Much better

Stick stick stick stick, stick sticky stick stick.

That fucking stick! My ds thinks it's hilarious! Agree Bing is whiny and annoying!

You know what irritates the hell out of me?

Flop: crude version of Bing
Amma: crude version of Sula
Paget: NOT A CRUDE VERSION OF PANDO

They didn’t think this through!

Aw we love Hey Duggee. But don't forget about Octonauts

I have a theory that Bing, Sula and Pando etc are the children of the aliens that have invaded Flop, Amma etc home world.
Flop etc have been enslaved to raise Bing etc for their masters.
And yes they give flop happy juice every morning to get through the day...
I've thought about this too much. 😂😐

Fucking hate Bing the whiny little shit... and as for Pando... STOP TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF all the damn time!

As soon as I saw the title I knew this would be about Bing.

I have a theory that Bing is really in a children's home. And Flop is his cuddly toy.

Coco, Charlie, Sula & Pando are other children in the home. They have cuddly toys too (Paget, Amma...)

The stories are really Bing's imaginings of what it would be like if Flop, his toy, was real and took care of him.

Oooh Aspel that's sad!

I actually enjoy like Bing 😂 Sula can piss off though