To put a pillow over his face (lighthearted)

[RavenLG]

DP is currently in bed (fell asleep on sofa at 8pm and toddled off to bed at 11pm, I’ve had a wild Friday night!)

I’m sat on sofa watching things on laptop and can hear his bloody snoring from here!! When I’m in bed I can usually kick the shout of him gently nudge him to stop but this feels like Chinese water torture!

Shit, not shout

YANBU. Snoring makes me a bit stabby too.

Pop upstairs and put another pillow under his head.

Can it not go over his head Cavender? I’d get a lot more satisfaction from it!

Brat stably, shouty, completely fucking mental yeah me too

No Raven definitely under. Think how miserable Christmas in prison would be...

Hmmm, I don’t know. My own cell, no snoring, no cooking ... sounds like a dream

Luckily when I went to bed he seemed to wake up and quiet down, plus earplugs, so all is still alive and well (literally)

I’m very pleased to hear it.

chocolate Noooooooooooooo! That's not humane surely!