Potatoe vedge bake

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A member of my staff wrote this today
I presume she meant potato veg bake
I'm going to have to sack her
Or kill her
Or take away her pen or something

Aibu to be contemplating any of the above?

Beat her with a leek?

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

BTW I read it as vadge. There's a thought. . . . Definitely sack her if that's the case

You've completely misunderstood. She didn't mean Porato veg bake, she meant Russian Potato Veg bake.
In soviet Russia, vedge bake you!

Ooh. Maybe Potato WEDGE bake? Take away her pen, sack her, THEN kill her .

YANBU.

Sacking her is BU.
Killing her humanly is BU
A slow lingering painful death is NBU

It was definitely veg
I asked a second member of staff

Beat her with a leek

Surely that should be “leak”

Oh well. Definitely make sure you get her pen. Precious things, pens. People are always nicking pens round 'ere.

I also read it as vadge

So it could have been worse

It could have been worse
I had to read it to the parents

Revoke her pen license immediately

And screen ban until she passes a basic spelling test

FFS

I read the pens in the post above mine wrongly too

I've not even had a drink

Our school regularly serves yougurt

I might demote her to a pencil
Then I can rub it out
But, then, she will never learn the error of her ways
No one ever told me that being a manager would be this difficult

You are not in the least unreasonable to want to beat her with a leek and maybe shove a carrot somewhere painful.
I have to confess to clicking in this thread simply because it didn't have loads of replys yet and I wondered if anybody had corrected your spelling because I was going to so I could feel smug
I think I'm a bad person.
I going to revoke my own pen licence ( have to write the Christmas cards in crayons then!!!)

So not only she didn't double check, you're the one that was embarrassed in front of parents?

You sure you haven't annoyed her recently?

I'm quite disappointed though, I was hoping for a recipe.

A recipe?
I'm not even sure potatoe vedge bake exists
I've never seen it on the menu
I've never thought, "I just fancy potatoe vedge bake for tea tonight"

Does this information get disseminated? Or is it just for you?

I'd have vommed a bit in my mouth reading it though...

True, but I just thought you didn't preview your post or something and were about to share an amazing recipe if potato wedge bake.

Can you tell I'm hungry?

"Beat her with a leek"

I'm fucking crying laughing!