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To be sick of being the only bloody person in the whole world who is not useless!!!!!!!

15 replies

kimi · 17/04/2007 18:55

It would seen I am the only one who knows how the washnig machine, iron, oven, dish washer, lawn mower and phone work.

I am the only one who can fill in a form, chance an empty toilet roll and put the old one in the bin, empty said bin and all other bins, pick up toys, fold newspapers, put things in the recycle box, turn off a light, put any thing in the washing basket,pick up wet towels from the floor or bed, make the (now wet from the wet towel) bed, feed the cat, empty the lunch bags and flush the bloody loo?

There I feel better now. [grn]

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motherinferior · 17/04/2007 18:57

I am the only person in the Inferiority Complex capable of emptying a bookbag, it appears

wildwoman · 17/04/2007 19:00

kimi I thought I was the only person in the world who could flush a loo!

kimi · 17/04/2007 19:03

Wild woman it is a woman think I have yet to meet a man who can do it.
MotherI, there was at least half a rain forest in DS2s bookbag at the start of half term.

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RedLorryYellowLorry · 17/04/2007 19:19

I must have one of those faces that makes people assume I like to do everything - a very accommodating face. It happens at home and at work. Don't know how many wet pants and pooey nappies I changed today when nobody else saw or smelt anything I had work experience people BRINGING them all to me, past other staff, to get to me FGS! I'm going to practice my I'm busy expression for tomorrow

kimi · 17/04/2007 19:22

RLYL you win, I had no poop to deal with other then the one bobbing about in the unflushed loo,

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RedLorryYellowLorry · 17/04/2007 19:24

Nothing nicer than a brown trout bobbing about in the bowl when you're dying for a wee

chocolattegirl · 17/04/2007 19:26

I thought that I was Queen of the empty loo holder/full bin/unposted letters Kingdom.

chocolattegirl · 17/04/2007 19:27

And grammar checking as well .

empty loo roll holder.... etc.

wildwoman · 17/04/2007 19:28

Chocolate girl if you want to fight for the title of queen full bin emptier bring it on!

kimi · 17/04/2007 19:28

Oooh don't get me started on the post thing.....

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RedLorryYellowLorry · 17/04/2007 19:36

You couldn't make it up!! Dd is downstairs on the loo shouting "Daddy I've got diahorhea (sp)" He replied " yeah?" and continued playing a game with ds. She ten shouted "Mummy". He didn't even go to her . She's 6 yo btw and wants him to help her wipe her bum. I just went to top of stairs and shouted for him and he acted all surprised. She's fine now no thanks to DADDY!!!

wildwoman · 17/04/2007 19:37

Aahhh the old selective deafness, a classic.

RedLorryYellowLorry · 17/04/2007 19:39

Apparently it's because he works with power tools He's had it ever since we've had children the poor unfortunate fool.

wildwoman · 17/04/2007 19:40
Grin
kimi · 18/04/2007 12:02

Men!!!!

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