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AIBU to think this is hideous.....

14 replies

Nanodust · 11/11/2017 16:51

Materialism gone Mad
here
Especially the description and price.
I’m embarrassed

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gunsandbanjos · 11/11/2017 16:53

It’s pretty tacky and try hard.

haveacupoftea · 11/11/2017 16:54

EXPLICIT. EXCLUSIVE. FABULOUS. A DECADENT ORIENTAL LEATHER WITH AN INTOXICATING GRIP CAPTURES A RARIFIED AIR. EVOKING THE PRIVATE EXCHANGES AND INSIDER MOMENTS WHERE FANTASIES COME TRUE, THE SCENT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED IN ONE WAY.

😂😂😂

Nanodust · 11/11/2017 16:54

I thought it was a joke at first........

though I am sadly intrigued as to what it might smell like......

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ThroughThickAndThin01 · 11/11/2017 16:55

Is it a spoof? It can't be real surely.

Nanodust · 11/11/2017 16:55

WTF is rarified air.......b

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SassySausageSupper · 11/11/2017 16:56

I bet it smells fucking awful!

InsomniacAnonymous · 11/11/2017 16:57

It's real ThroughThickAndThin01

iklboo · 11/11/2017 16:57

Says it all that it's topped off with a big knob Grin

ThroughThickAndThin01 · 11/11/2017 16:59

Blimey.

Nanodust · 11/11/2017 16:59

Based on the description it sounds like it will smell of sweat, old farts and stale sheets that have been shagged on with a shoe thrown in......

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ThroughThickAndThin01 · 11/11/2017 17:00

It says US shipping only, but surely most of the US is ether bible country or conservative with a small c.

Floellabumbags · 11/11/2017 17:00

I'll have three and that fucking awful £1400 dress.

Mummyoflittledragon · 11/11/2017 17:13

Dh has a bottle obvs.

And I’m getting the hideous dress for Christmas.

Feilin · 11/11/2017 17:15

I actually wat this 😂 hoping someone has smelt it and can let us know if it truly is “fucking fabulous”

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