Every time I find out they are coming I clean my house from top to bottom. They think that unless a house is spotless it is disgusting. My house is clean. A few toys lying about, dishes in the sink but not an absolute disgusting hovel.
They are visiting tomorrow and stupidly this morning I blitzed all of the bedrooms and the bathroom. I even cleaned the bloody doors 
I haven't even started downstairs yet and I feel like not bothering. I may empty the toy box all over the bloody floor just to raise a few eyebrows.
The judgy look on their faces when they walk in would tomorrow be worthy of snapping a photo.
I hate being a bloody people pleaser 