To be angry about my vegetarian neighbours cooking nut roast?

[flutterbee]

It stinks and I hate it

Bloody vegetarians!!

I hope you all come on here and tell me lots of horrible things I could do to stop them cooking it.

Beware of RoastRage Flutterbee, it could ruin your life.

pmsl

on my way to school as a kid there was always a lovely smell of roast chicken around 3-4 in the afternoon.

later, I found out that there was a crematorium in the area...

Get the neighbours who smoke on the patio ( other thread) to come and stay for a while

@ filly

Themis that's a very good idea!

Could be worse, my dp always goes onto our patio to fart....

FFS! I bet they hate the smell of your roast!

Why don't you drink a bottle of gin and go round and threaten to burn his nuts!

Careful now, you don't want to wake up with a horse's head in your bed, carefully crafted in tofu... (Actually boiling soy beans to make soya milk is really foul - if you aren't nice to them I'll come round and give them the recipe.)

pig on a spit in the garden

hang up nets to catch birds and make a pie

boil their pets

Bananabump (thoughtfully) how d'you train him to do that?

Yes, YABFU, you daft bint

Elasticwoman....by threatening to stop cooking meat for him. I'm a veggie and everytime he has meat he seems to stink the next day!

Heh, maybe I should start cooking nut roasts...

A veggie wife cooking meat for dh goes over and above the call of duty imo, bananabump.
Hmmmmm, maybe I should go veggie ......