DP phoned me excitedly to tell me he had sourced me a packet of salt and vinegar French fries from the vending machine (I can't find them anywhere these days) in the hospital.
Anyway, convo moves on (we're both running on next to no sleep) to what crisps we'd be if we were a crisp.
He said he's a ready salted hula hoop because he doesn't stand out, but works well in all situations and kids love him.
I'm a Worcester sauce French fry because they're tangy, not everyone likes them and not your usual choice.
So go on, what crisp are you 