"Exhausted Mombie"......a valid Halloween costume?!

[mammyoftwo]

...outfit would include authentic eyebags, saggy boobs and clothes splattered by the bodily fluids of small children...

anyone any advances on how I could improve the look?!!

Yoghurt all down your front. And scrambled egg in your hair.

Something like this?

I love this idea. I want pictures, OP!