I’m very sorry to the animal lovers but I have caught 3 mice in the boot of my car this weekend! 3, bloody big for mice too.
Little bastards nicked a penguin I’d left on the passenger seat ( in the wrapper) and on inspection, lots of the foam from the inside of my seats in the boot so I set traps and lo and behold.
How the holy fuck have they got in my car? It’s a large people carrier, have they shined up the tyres?