To want to move?

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Pulled back my duvet. Massive spider scurried across my sheet. I screamed, cat flew out of his dirty laundry bed and DH looked horrified.
We have to move don’t we? To a hermetically sealed box in the arctic. I’m probably lying right where it rubbed its willy

My friend once buttoned one inside of her duvet cover and it woke her up. It was in Australia so it was as big as her head.

Is it still in the house?!

Be careful. If it’s rubbed it’s willy on your sheets, which is inevitable, you may also be pregnant. Good luck OP. House should be burned, and regular pregnancy tests taken. If you start hanging around on walls then you know the answer.....😁

Awww my cat (sadly was killed) used to love the dirty laundry basket to sleep

But back to the spider, it’ll be two dancing on ceiling so where else now watching 😜

@SavageCabbage see this is why I cannot imagine going to Australia. Not missing out much am I?

In the average house you are never more than a few feet from a spider.
They live everywhere, in sofas, under furniture.

Live and let live, My house has spiders everywhere right now.

Burn the house down.

SD1978 I’m already pregnant (by DH, not terrifying spider) does that make me immune to spider impegnation??

Nope. Now you will have twins. Congratulations. Although one will have more legs than the other. 😷