To be so upset?

[SarahHagan]

I came home from work unexpectedly early a couple of days ago, and caught my husband polishing his flute in the living room. He's apologised, and said that he didn't think anybody would be home at that time. Well I was! I just don't know what to think. We've not really discussed it.

😂

Could have been worse, one of the neighbours could have been blowing his trumpet.

Tell him you’d prefer he wanks in the bedroom or the bathroom

No one wants a spunky sofa or a spunky glass coffee table

Just be glad it wasn't someone elses flute

Whambars

As long as he doesn't get flute polish all over the sofa I'm not sure what the problem is.

where was he planning on doing his big finale!!!

Curtains open or closed?

Hi Santa the curtains were open. It was the middle of the day.

I hope he didn't spill his brasso.

Whambars that’s very funny!

I have been known to have the odd “ pleasurable moment” in daylight hours but I do at least draw the curtains!

'Polishing his flute'?

Oh I thought you meant he was literally polishing a flute

Why are you upset OP?

So?

As long as it saves you from polishing it I can't see the problem

I have a saxophone.

Can't play it....

Why are you upset? Wanking is a normal thing to do. If no-one can easily seen in the room he was doing it in, then there is no problem surely?

Maybe he left the curtains open in the hope someone would catch his performance?

Was he watching porn or Ann Hegarty whilst polishing his flute? I kind of feel we need more context.

Next door is always having a twang on his ukulele when his wife is out.

Was he using the wrong type of polish?