To start a thread about breastfeeding...

[beluga425]

What's going on is it this week's topic?

YABU

I think you should have been more discreet about this thread. Haven't you got a muzzie you could have thrown over it?!

Why should she throw a muzzle over it? She should bare the entire thread and if anyone complains she should give the thread a squeeze and spray words at them.

Worried at the thought up thread of throwing a muzzle over baby or boob.

Oh dear I’m trying not to look at this thread but there is literally nowhere else for me to look except at the wall.

My room is very small

DS was a terrible biter, that child needed a muzzle. Know what draws attention to someone breastfeeding? When that someone suddenly squeals and helps "teeth!". I did try to shriek discretely but the little toad enjoyed the element of surprise too much.

Or when they vom while still on the boob but they latch straight back on and fall asleep and all you can do is sit, covered in their vom and feel sad about you're situation.... just me?

Here, have a prize.

Couldn't you muzzle your boob? Then you won't accidentally breastfeed any passers by.

sparkling!!!
You're all obsessed!
Gerroff my fred
weirdos!

Vomming while feeding is like sticking your thumb into a running tap. It gets everywhere.

Youngest DD likes to ping my bra straps. She also likes to do this thing where her little arm will flop backwards and back and back and back until it's fully extended then she'll swing it forwards with all her little might and - crack - slaps me across the chops.

The antenatal BF class did not cover this shit.

DS enjoys a good rummage in my.mouth, investigating my teeth and tongue, with the typically grubby hands of a crawling whirlwind baby...

@Bearfrills mine liked to shove his hand in my mouth and pull my jaw and/or lips.... I must have looked so sexy

I didn't manage to BF for long but certainly experienced this a few times.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/technology-41726605/meet-the-woman-behind-the-breastfeeding-emoji