Husband and bread rolls (light hearted)

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I work away but at home on a Friday. I get a phone call from husband yesterday saying he’d been to the butchers to get what we needed for the weekend including black pudding for me to have rolls for breakfast today.

All well and good.

Then he said he’d got the rolls from the bitchers (it’s a huge farm shop so sells all sort)

EXCEPT

The butchers rolls are very soft!

Everyone know you can’t toast and butter a small soft bread roll

They disintegrate!

I never buy soft rolls - even go to different shop to get crusty if I have to.

I questioned it and he said a roll is a roll!

A roll is not a bloody roll.

I tried and ended up with buttery bread crumbs.

So they’ve ended up in the bin and I’m using the last of his granary bread to make black pudding sandwiches!

He was saving it to mop up tonight’s onion gravy.

He’s been working since 2am but I fully intend dispatching his to get new rolls (crusty!) for tomorrow.

I would go myself but he’s got my car as his is garage being serviced.

It’s just not good enough!

YABU - they are not rolls, they are cobs.

They are rolls. Of course you can toast them though why you'd want to toast a lovely soft roll is beyond me. Crusty rolls are an abomination not worthy of the name

Why do you need to toast the rolls? I wouldn't. I love soft rolls with a mountain of butter. I would have thrown some scrambled eggs in there too, along with the black pudding

You don't toast rolls!

Black pudding . Onion gravy YABU.

Toasting rolls - what fresh hell is this? Crusty rolls cut your mouth to ribbons, fact. Soft, pillowy rolls, torn open and slathered with real butter all the way.

If you can't butter the roll your butter is too hard. Do you not have a butter dish?

YABVU to throw away perfectly good bread rolls...

Also how hard is your butter?!

(Very distracted by the idea of soft bread rolls and onion gravy now...)

I hate hate bacon/sausage/blackpudding on an untoasted roll!

Maybe I'm the weird one.

And I use lurpack spreadable - still tears apart toasted soft rolls.

Try it!

Spreadable!???
Oh dear.
Not good.
Get real butter.
Keep it in a butter dish.
Sooooooo much better.
And YABVVU - black pudding??? Hell NO!!!

You're all wrong they're not rolks/baps/teacakes

They're BREADCAKES

and yuck ti butter on any form of breakfast sarnie

You don’t toast rolls!

And toasted crusty rolls sounds even worse.

If you want toast use bread

YANBU.

I love a mortons roll. They are DELICIOUS!

They might be a Scottish thing thiugh

Batches round here
and
you don't toast them
ever

Spreadable?! You are being v v v unreasonable. If you used butter you would not have this problem.