to give it back?

[FineSally]

Today is bin day.
My bin was emptied nice and early, about 8am.

It's chucking it down, so I didn't go out till now to bring it in.

It's got a dirty nappy in it.

I don't want to have this object stinking out my bin for the next 2 weeks.

Our street is used as a car park for the local primary school. This is annoying enough in itself (another story). WIBU to fish this offensive item out of my bin and give it back to its owner when she comes back at 3pm?

Yes just chuck some bicarb on it ffs they could have dropped it on the floor instead

Chuck it at her car so it's smothered in shit! CF

How will you know who owns it, will you do a DNA analysis on it?

If you know whose it is (how?) then get into your bin at about 2:45pm and wait. When the dirty bastard appears, just out of the bin with a big "Boo" and throw the nappy at her face.

It wouldn't bother me to be honest but maybe I'm a slattern. Bins outside and they always smell once one lot of rubbish has gone in anyway.

Yes ywbvvvvu.

However if you used poisedivy's approach ywbvvvvff

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That's fine if you have a wheelie bin
But where I live, we have old-fashioned black bins with bags, and the bin men will only take a bag
Which means when people fling their random rubbish into my bin, I have to go in there and fish it out and then put it into my bin bag

It wouldn't bother me.
It's a bin. It's for rubbish.

That's very rude but does it matter. If you know who it is just tell them not to do it in future.