Rental property inspections. They make me so nervous. I've had some really bad experiences in the past with them (here are a few but honestly there's way more)
Coming home from work early to find the inspector in my home looking through my wardrobe (not included in the house, brought it with me. So no reason to be going in there). Then telling me my oven is unacceptably dirty (dirty inside, judge me. Again, not included with the house so no need to be bothered with that everything else was immaculate).
Landlord, upon seeing I had underpants in my washing basket asking me if I have many men stay over 
Inspector commenting on the shampoo I use while being so far into my shower for so long I nearly offered to bring him a towel to go with it.
Landlord using wet wipes to see if he could see dirt. She'd spend 5 mins+ in each room wiping random surfaces to see if she could see anything. She almost never did but honestly it felt so intrusive.
When I briefly rented from a HA in the UK (I now live overseas) the inspector that came out made comment on the fact I was making dinner and asked me if I "could've waited to not make her feel awkward" fair request until you hear that actually I wasn't given an inspection time just "between 10am and 4pm" so of course I'm going to eat... same inspector then made a comment about me having a dirty colander (and nothing else) in the sink.
When I tried to bring up the mold in the cupboard I was told to "lodge a request online because I'm not here for that"... um... isn't that what inspections are FOR?!
I'd say 8/10 times I receive an inspection something always happens that makes me very uncomfortable or I find intrusive. I understand that they are there to see the property check on any repairs that need doing etc. but where I live now inspections are done every 3 months and honestly it's making me feel like I can't really relax. Especially since there was an issue with (very small, shorter than my grass) weeds growing near my path, it's a small strip around 15cm and they're very short weeds, so now I'll be having another inspection within the fortnight (not sure exactly when) to check they've been pulled up. I didn't even think it'd be an issue tbh!
When I have an inspection nowadays I'll sometimes stay up until 2am cleaning and ensuring that every single surface is clean every dish clean and put away oven scrubbed carpets shampooed washing done and put away (completely empty baskets) no dust on skirting boards everything mopped candles lit around the house the night before so it smells nice etc (not that my house stinks anyway!).
Basically it's made me utterly paranoid.
Am I the only one here and if I'm being U, help me get over myself???