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Viagra... would you be offended?

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umbongokid · 24/09/2017 17:15

Posting here for traffic.
So I just started seeing this guy who's 5 years younger than me. I'm nearly 33, he's 28.
We recently started spending more time together, and sleeping together. Less than a week ago. Although I've not been doing cartwheels 🤸‍♂️ in the bedroom I don't think it's been a total disaster, and tbh I'm just enjoying being close to somebody, I thought that he did too.

Earlier he popped in and produced this sachet of oral jelly, well I had I clue what it was and thought it was cannabis oil when he started talking about putting it in a cake.... until I twigged. He said he was going to prank someone with it but I'm secretly thinking he's wanting to use it on himself. Fuck that! I'm scared!
Shall I just sack him off immediately, or give it a go?

OP posts:
sharksDen · 24/09/2017 17:25

?????

Cannabis jelly?

Viagra as a prank?

I 'experimented' with regular drugs* before DCs and life got serious but feel very out of touch here.

*Es, weed, mushrooms, coke and acid (once)

Margomyhero · 24/09/2017 17:26

Well, what is in the jelly?

Userlavender · 24/09/2017 17:27

Your post makes zero sense. What is the ominous sounding jelly? Have you maybe asked him what it is? And why do you want to see someone who pranks people using drugs? If you like drugs or want to experiment just take them - if you don't don't. All sounds a bit childish. 'ohhhhhh a drug what should I do what it is he wants cake and to prank someone'. How old are you? Is this maybe your first time taking drugs?

FortyFacedFuckers · 24/09/2017 17:28

Maybe he needs/wants to use it and this was his subtle way of bringing it up without being embarrassed

Userlavender · 24/09/2017 17:28

Oops ok you're 33. Right.

splendidisolation · 24/09/2017 17:38

WTF? Cannabis oral sex cake jelly?

Migraleve · 24/09/2017 17:46

So what was the jelly Confused

AlexaAmbidextra · 24/09/2017 18:16

Well where does the viagra come in? I'm completely at a loss. Confused

toolonglurking · 24/09/2017 19:55

This makes no sense.

Somerford · 24/09/2017 20:08

Right, as far as I can tell we've established that it's not cannabis oil and is in fact viagra which comes in a liquid sachet rather than a tablet. Is that right?

If that's correct, I wouldn't be offended by someone using viagra at all. It doesn't mean he's not attracted to you, it doesn't work that way. If he has erectile dysfunction it might prevent him from "performing" regardless of how attracted he is to you so I wouldn't worry about that. The issue is his intended use for it. If he's using it himself to treat a condition, it's a shame that he had to bring it up in such an odd manner but I don't think it's the end of the world. If he genuinely intends to prank somebody with it however, I would get rid. Firstly because it's very juvenile and secondly because if the target of his hilarious prank has a heart condition or any other health concerns which relate to their heart and blood circulation he could be endangering them. Even if they don't have any health concerns he is administering a drug to an oblivious recipient for a giggle. I don't know about you but I'd be fucking furious if someone put a drug into my food or drinks without telling me for the comic effect. It's a vile thing to do. If he really wants to use it for a practical joke I would imagine he's probably immature and not very bright.

Birdsgottafly · 24/09/2017 20:12

Is he a drug user, or on Meds that you don't know about?

He may feel it's too soon to share that information with you.

The men, average age 28, that I've been with who used Viagra, have all been Cocaine users.

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