I'M NOT GOING TO, DON'T WORRY!!
But it got me thinking, why isn't there a human spot on for nasties? AIBU in wanting one? It would be so much easier just to treat them once a month to prevent / kill the wee bitey / itchy beasties.
(Disclaimer: I know some smartie pants will point out the flaws, but dammit, I still want one!!)