Arrrgh why the FUCK is making a bed STILL such hard work!

[scaryclown]

Goddamit!
Bed has high sides that fuck with the tuck
Sheets only JUUUST big enough so only a tiny bit for the touch to even be..
Bought some elastic sheet grips that have broken on second use!.
Bloody sweating and fighting with the mattress..

Why god, why!?!??

Mind you I'm looking forward to retro bed-making season...

My son has a bunk style bed and the ladder doesn't take my weight (learnt the hard way) so now I have to reach across and it hurts, my nails break and my tits get squashed!!! It's hell on earth. I feel your pain!