I was at my local gym this morning, a big muscle boy was on the Smith machine making a hell of a racket, grunting, huffing, puffing, growling, we all know the type.
A fellow member caught my eye knowingly and came up to me and said; "I had five children and never made such a din".
I am still laughing!
So I am wondering if fellow Mumsnetters have any other amusing anecdotes from the gym you would like to share...