To ask wtf this is?

[interupting]

Octopus? Jellyfish? Washed up rubbish? Dr who reject?!

Seaweed

Crustacean of some sort?

I traumatised DS with it

Don't think it's seaweed though there's lots around it would prefer it was more exciting than that

Anyone awake? Insomniac passing time

Which but am I looking at?

Bit

Is it a bit of head with two white tentacle things? It is not clear at all (on my phone, at least,) and could as easily be a seaweed root ball as decaying sea creature.

So I'm going to say, limpets. I can identify those.

Limpets and the long thing is a limpet penis, honest!

Seaweed

Alien, of course.

It escaped from the black lodge Twin Peaks fan

Sorry fell asleep. Still not satisfied with seaweed as the answer

Trying to get it to show better. On my phone if you click on it you get the full image

Seaweed.

It has tentacles... 2 of them

Maybe a kind of washed-up sea tulip? Where are you? I think it's maybe two next to each other, not one with two tentacles. Bit difficult to tell from your pic. If it is, it's related to a sea squirt - and it's an animal :-)

Seaweed

Seaweed

It's a type of seaweed. You see it all the time here. We used to belt each other with it when we were little.

It was at nine wells. Wales

Seaweed is most disappointing. It looked animal/alien

Definitely seaweed. We chop the long end down and plant it in sand upside-down to make trees for the sand castle gardens.

Also seaweed. V common though I forget the name