To eat random train pizza?

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On my way home from a wedding and absolutely shitfaced a little bit tipsy. I got on the train at the first station and someone had abandoned a coop pepperoni pizza on the seat. No one around and it had obviously been forgotten.

Assuming that a full inspection when I get home confirms that the cellophane wrapping is 100% intact aibu to eat it? I am really drunk and hungry!

Is it still sealed?

Ifso uoi should be fine 😳

If so you

it will be fine to eat. the oven will kill any train germs x

As they say

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

Enjoy

I do feel a bit like the pisshead gods have smiled on me!

Into the oven it goes. :)

Hahaha!
Was it still cold when you picked it up ie had it been there hours?
Someone will be really cross when they realise they've left their tea on the train.

We were once in a restaurant and the (drunk) couple on the table next to us had to suddenly leave (so she could be sick outside. Lovely). They had just had a bottle of wine delivered to their table that sonehow ended up where our empty one was.

It might have been there a while. It didn't feel that chilled.

It definitely wasn't a frozen one that had defrosted though.

And pepperoni doesn't really go off right?

Nah. It's a cured meat. It's fine, it's not chicken

Burn it a bit if you must. Make sure germs are gone

Ah you're my kind of cook! That is definitely how I approach the BBQ!

Whilst waiting for it to cook I have also discovered a mysterious definitely not my housemates tub of Hagen Das in the freezer. Tonight is clearly a flat out win for me

Win win situation really

Serendipity!

Yet why do I have the sinking feeling that whilst I may have won tonight I will definitely lose tomorrow

Go for it but let us know you're alive tomorrow please.

I would so do this

but my dh would judge me

Mmmm. Pizza sooo good!