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Millieja · 26/08/2017 21:36

Anyone would want this?

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Flybye · 26/08/2017 21:37

For hilarious hen nights?

Millieja · 26/08/2017 21:39

Surely it's a bit too subtle for a hilarious hen night?

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OstentatiousWanking · 26/08/2017 21:40

I like the colour on the left

Millieja · 26/08/2017 21:44

As for the description:

You'll want to get a firm grip on this deal! If you want a full-bodied, hot-blooded stick that'll last all night long, look no further. Made with natural beeswax, your lipstick is designed to nourish deeper than any other (we know, that's what they all say) and is the perfect thing for helping restore chapped lips if you're on a bit of a dry spell. The phallic shape is perfect for application meaning you won't need mushroom for error and you can even choose between velvet pink, deep purple or luscious red. Give other lipsticks the shaft and grab hold of this one while you can!

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ZerbaPadnaTigre · 26/08/2017 21:56

To give as a shitty secret santa gift

2littlemoos · 26/08/2017 21:59

Ha! Incredible!

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2017 22:01

YANBU. I don't want a cock gob either 😂

Papafran · 26/08/2017 22:03

Oooh, sounds quite good. Might pick one up.

Mulch · 26/08/2017 22:12

I like the first two colours

PinkHeart5911 · 26/08/2017 22:13

For the lady that wants to take a cock to her lips many times a day obviously.

SixFeetUnder · 26/08/2017 22:17

I got one as a secret santa gift a few years ago and actually really liked the colour so just used it!

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