To move out and surrender and sign the house over (light hearted)

[Humbugington]

Its got feet and fangs!!! WTAF do i do!?
Atm im thinking blowtorch...

Hit it. Then wipe up the mess.

Cant get close enoigh to it. Too scary

Spray it with kitchen spray. Cillit bang works a treat. It'll drop to the floor though then stamp on it!

Catch it with a glass and put it outside.
Please don't kill it

No! Kill it! Don't put it outside it might come in my house!!!!

I hate this time of year when these big buggers come in. Luckily, my two terriers and two cats often deal with them for me. But I am still scared!

Hoover with the long pointy extension bit.
They call it a crevice tool but we all know it's really for sucking spiders

I put a mahoosive spider outside yesterday. It then raced me back to the house.