I have to ask this question on an anonymous forum:
I am premenstrual and a bit peri menopausal. Therefore, I did the reasonable thing and ate an entire packet of mint Oreos yesterday.
Today my poo is black. Should I gather my loved ones for a final farewell or have I overimbibed on the American abomination?
For the trolls out there, yes, I AM ashamed. I have always vowed never to succumb to Oreos because they are awful but there was nothing else in the house and in the interests of public safety I ate what there was!