Help, what do I do?

[itwasadarkandstormy]

Bought M&S superfood grains salad today. Yum, just too yum. I think I might have eaten the whole bag...

Only now, I'm bent over double with the gas in my stomach!Would IBU to tell DP it'll me a 'tempestuous' night - or leave it to fate...

Have an M&S trifle instead next time...much kinder on the digestion and tastier too.

Warn your DH, I've been there it was a very scented night if you know what I mean

I blame Gwyneth Paltrow. Her quinoa with poached egg on top has a lot to answer for.

Let this be a lesson to you OP. Next time stick to the chip butties.

Does no one have boxes of matches nowadays? Fireworks in the bedroom.

Much Kale in it? That stuff gives me epic wind. As do dried apricots.

I came clean. Oh dear....