I've seen it all now!

[Tastesjustlikecherrycola85]

Went to my lunch bag at the end of work today and someone had gone down my bag, taken out my lovely packet of steak McCoy crisps and replaced them with a bag of cheese and onion walkers. Aibu to think what a cheeky bastard?

I'd be raging-love steak mccoys! Also partial to brannigans steak and mustard and rosters T-bone steak...buy them in bulk for your drawer cheeky sods!

That's how wars start.

WTF

Cheese and onion Walkers are really horrid

I hope you find the culprit

Sorry but I think it's funny

Are you sure it's your bag?

Have you called 101?

Fuck 101.
Get on the deep webbit thing and hire a hit man.

Ooh, that would be war. Some laxative laced chocolates would just be the start of what I would stash in my lunchbag......

On the surface it's funny, but unless it's one of your pals, I'd be seriously pissed of that someone had rummaged around in my bag and in effect stolen something of mine.

Are you sure it's your bag?

This!

Did you definitely pack Mcoys today op ? No chance of accidentally picking up the Walkers instead?

To be fair, I did see the funny side at the sheer cheek of it. It's a communal kitchen so there was lots of people in there not in my regular team.
It was definitely my bag, everything else was still in there untouched apart from my lovely crisps
I'm definitely feeling a call to 101 and I will rub any future packets with chilli to weed out the culprit

No McCoy's today Picards, the taste of treachery was still stuck in my throat

Sorry, yes definitely packed them yesterday, even checked with Dh who confirmed I wasn't going mad.

Someone stole my sandwiches when I was about 32 weeks pregnant with ds2 and I was raging - I sent a strongly worded email to reception to send round the building and was gutted when they made it all nice and generic when I'd purposely used emotive language with the hope of shaming the cheeky fucker (cfc = cheeky fucking colleague?)

There is a psychological trick you can use to avoid situations like this. What you have to do is put something unexpected and unusually private in the bag and people will cease to go any further. I'd suggest a wrapped tampon or sanitary towel in the top of your lunch bag. Only a psycho would progress beyond that.

Oh or something like writing stool sample on the bag itself. Anything to weird people out. Derren Brown did an experiment like this with a pound coin on Oxford Street that he drew a red circle around. No-one would pick it up.

Fucking bastards. I'm welling up a bit on your behalf OP. Cheese and onion taste are just awful, steak are delicious.

Whaaaat? People are unbelievably cheeky. Poor you OP!

I'm thinking maybe a dirty nappy wrapped up in tin foil to make a nice roll shape What made it worse was that the replacement bag looked like it had been living in the bottom of someone's bag for a while. Loving the mouse trap idea!