To eyeball this guy while I eat my burger!

[OohLookASquirrel]

I'm in the middle of decorating and so decided to get a drive through for lunch, to save getting changed. No room in the little car park, so have parked in the big car park next door with loads of spaces. So far, so normal....

Except, some utter tool has parked right next to me, despite there being a million empty spaces (closer to the shops) and is sat there, watching me eat my dirty secret burger!

He keeps looking over at me. I'm going to eyeball him and take a massive bite!! Om a nom!!!

Maybe he fancies you? Eat with your mouth open and drool a little bit, he'll soon look away.

Maybe he's mistaken you for a spy or a drug dealer that he's supposed to be doing a deal with?

Make your burger paper into a wrap, and then pass it to him via the passenger window.

I would move my car away from him just to make the point. Weirdo.

This may be the most exciting thread ever.

This happened to me before.. two men in a van were also eating, but kept looking at me eating. It was really awkward. Luckily I was almost finished eating, so didn't stick around long. If I'd just started eating I would have moved parking spaces.

YABVU for the use of the 'word' nom.

cardibach

See also: people who come into a cinema, see that about six seats are occupied and the other 300-odd are empty, and still choose the seat right next to you.