To put the jar back in the cupboard...

[JustWhat]

...instead of the bin so DP doesn't notice I've eaten the WHOLE jar of chocolate spread in an afternoon of watching back to back Come Dine With Me?

Straight in the wheelie bin, no one will ever know! ;-)

YABU to put an empty jar back in the cupboard, but not for the chocolate spread consumption

A whole jar in one afternoon?! Some people have a far sweeter tooth than me!

Bury it under what's already in the recycle bin.

Deny that it was full to start with, if mentioned.

What jar??