Bafoons at the pool

[Wanderlust81]

What's the point in being a bafoon at the swimming pool ruining everyone's peace? Surely you can tell when you're being a disturbance?

Do you mean buffoon or baboon?

Buffoon but Baboon also fits the description of these morons

What is a bafoon?

What were the lifeguards doing?

The lifeguards were washing the windows! Useless

Well they're meant to be watching the people in the pool to make sure no one's drowning! I would be complaining about them to the management

Are we talking small, teenage or adult buffoons? I think the age is relevant.

Adults, blokes! Nice peaceful pool and in gets this idiot splashing around like a demented walrus

I'm so confused 😂 so many walruses and baboons

Do you have a ladies hour/ladies group OP. We do at ours. 4 a week actually. No men, no kids.

It's annoying though, it's not that kind of pool! How can someone not realise they are acting differently to everyone else? It's a bloody expensive slash pool otherwise

It's like Animal Planet in here!

I find sea lions are crap at staying inside their lanes

No sea lions but you do get tortoises in the fast lane and that's a whole other thread

Surely tortoises would just sink?

Bloody slash pool?? it gets worse!

It's a bloody expensive slash pool otherwise

jesus, i'd say their nonsense is the least of your issues if they're slashing in the pool.

Oh your autocorrects are so droll op

Are you usually so free and easy with your language as to use disablist terms for the lolz?

An awful lot of disabled people enjoy swimming. There is a very loud chap in our local pool of whom my daughter used to be very scared. When I explained to her that he thought like a baby, was always happy and meant no harm, but she should make sure he didn't get closer to hit her by mistake she's been completely cool about it.
Are you sure the bafoon is in full control of his actions?

Was his penis hanging out? I think I saw him

Using terrible disablist words will not get you anywhere OP

YABU - Splashing in a pool? Who would have thought of it?

If they were doing it in the designated swim lanes, sure, they are annoying but in the rest of the pool, not hurting anyone?

Join a private swim club then

Video or it didn't happen.

My guess is OP is in an hotel or large villa complex with a shared pool (hence lifeguards cleaning windows instead of lifeguarding).

If this is so, OP, I'd be more concerned about the double duty lifeguards.

I would also speak to the walrus. Or baboon. He's clearly not a tortoise but I'd be careful if he was a snapping turtle. Just tell him it's not on and if he doesn't listen talk to the operators.

Splashing in a splash pool? The nerve of him. Bastard.