to think that when I am using the bathroom dh should find another one to have a crap in

[magicfarawaytree]

we have more than one ffs!

YES YES YES!!! Blimey i would have batted him over the head with the loo brush and sent him out

oh god yes...but then theres been a thread on this before about how many people poo infront of their dp/dh's! i'm sure it went on for days! (the thread, not the poo!)

lock the door

we have a toilet at the top of it's own stairs where i never go...great for dp to crap in

It annoys me when my dh has a poo with the door open so i can see his poo face!

We are having a second loo installed for the same reason.
Dh ALWAYS chooses five minutes before leaving for school run to go for a poo, so even if we can hurry him up, the bathroom then smells horrible and dd and I have to brush our teeth with the window wide open, or we'd puke!

EEUUWW!! This is why I'm so glad our toilet is seperate from our bathroom! Plus it's right near the back door for if it needs 'airing' after dp has been in! Why oh why would he choose to do it in front of you when there is another toilet available???

Yes - did you ask him why he was doing it in front of you instead of using the other wc?

Sorry that wasn't a 'yes you're being unreasonable' it was a 'yeah tell us why...'

I'd love to have 2 toilets. What is it with men and taking half an hour to take a shit?

his response, when i moaned at him about it, was that he wanted to talk something through with me! well you know how easy it is to have a serious conversation with someone when all you can hear is crap plopping into toilet before being gassed by crap fumes.

No not at all!

just the one bathroom here. I can cope with pee in front of each other but not poo and dp just does not get it! Loo right opposite the door too and he'll leave it open and sit there with the newspaper. Came in when I was in the bath too. Oh yes watching you have a dump then being left with the smell migling oh so seductivly with my nice neals yard bubble bath is so relaxing darling