We have just moved. I'm enjoying a much needed break from work after a long, hard and stressful period and a house move.
I woke at half 5 to discover my dog mid-runny poo. My DH had gone downstairs to get ready for a jog and could've let the dog out first as he does associate first person up with going out.
I cleaned as best I could without waking the rest of the house, opened windows, treated carpet, text DH downstairs to bring the carpet cleaner up (im 30 weeks pregnant) and went back to sleep.
My DH came back and found another indiscretion in the en suite (still grim but much more easily cleaned up!) and proceeds to wake me up while cleaning in the most loud angry mutter he can muster.
This is after a night of broken sleep with the five year old.
So aibu to ban all of them from my bedroom tonight so I can get a decent nights' sleep and wake naturally instead of by the smell of rancid poo or whinging??