The oral B woman

[PoppyPopcorn]

AIBU to want to slap the "I didn't know Oral B did a toothpaste!" woman across the face with a wet haddock???

She gives me the rage.

YANBU!!!!

Heart!!!

Hips!!!!

Fuck off!

Maybe she just doesn't get out much?

Isn't all tooth related paraphernalia all made by the same company?

YANBU, has she not been shopping ever?

She does get rather over excited about some gob scrub.

The bit where she says

"Ohhh a lovely toothPIST"

It's fucking toothPASTE

YANBU!! I want to know where she has been buying her toothpaste to never have seen Oral B..I shout at her sometimes, she makes me so cross.

YANBU I cannot stand her.

I hate the way she laughs when she is saying it, as if something is funny.

What is so funny about finding out oral b did a toothpaste, and how the F did she not know? Is that not what they do? Bloody TOOTHpaste?!

Silly woman!

And the way she says 'bum'.

Oh my goodness YDNBU!! I mention it every time she's on ---- it's called 'ORAL' B for goodness sake

I actually hate her...plus...

A soup...for cats?! WTAF

And fucking Trivago woman - doooo piss off!

I actually hate her...plus...

A soup...for cats?! WTAF

And fucking Trivago woman - doooo piss off!

Sorry - so pissed off I posted twice!

A soup for cats?! What you on about?

I saw soup for cats today.
FML

She's almost as bad as the VIPoo woman. Now some old ads were so bad they were good - like shake and vac.

The Oral B woman is just dreadful. I bet the actress has had to cut her hair and start wearing sunglasses in case she gets recognised.

I always feel a bit sorry for the Trivago woman - they put her in the worst outfits I've ever seen

She must have been living in a cave. Everyone knows OralB make toothpaste. 😡

You can get cat wine now, too.

So us Crazy Cat Ladies don't have to drink alone.

Whatever is wrong with putting milk into the wine glass?? We don't need wine.

I've also seen the "gourmet" soup for cats. I'm a bit of a crazy cat lady but even I draw the line at that. My husband said if I bought that and he's still eating (and I quote) "fucking tomato soup from Aldi" he'll leave me

The Shake 'n Vac advert was the best thing on telly back then.

poppy surely its reassuring to know that pretty girls shit too?
As an aside, I did see the VIpoo on special offer..so I bought one. It was last seen rolling down the aisle from my rucksack on the megabus. I didn't have the courage to retrieve it. Fortunately I am not pretty so I'll shit with gay abandon

The V.I-Poo ad is a special kind of vile. Who actually thought this was a good idea?! It's as bad as the vile 'do you spit blood when you brush your teeth?' ad! (VOM!) You know, the one that always comes on at mealtimes!

It was last seen rolling down the aisle from my rucksack on the megabus.

Your turd, or the VIPoo?

Well I didn't buy a turd..

And why would I have a turd in my rucksack?