To join musmnet when I'm not a parent

[safariboot]

just so I can get in the peanut gallery for the epic saga Mumsnetter Watt and the Neighbours of Cheeky Fuckery?

No

Nah, come on in.

I'm not a parent. I just posted about a shit in AIBU.

I wish I'd found MN before I was an M. So much wonderfulness.

Not-parent here, too. I joined for the feminism.

I wasn't a parent when I first joined. Welcome.

Loads of non parents here. Nothing wrong at all.

Of course it's fine

If you are, then I am too

Welcome!

I came for the conception advice, but I stayed for the parking threads...

Another not a parent here!

Yeah I don't have kids. I post all over Mumsnet. Someone pointed out that only one of the 12 odd subjects for discussion on the main topics lists is to do with parenting.

I've learned a lot and laughed a lot too.

i joined for the swearing.

YANBU.

I came for the conception threads too - unfortunately, it's not likely my husband and I will ever conceive. I don't plan on leaving Mumsnet though - I wouldn't want to miss a classic 'your minge' story.

I am not a parent and no likelihood of being. Joined because I like the variety of the chat!

alternative you can't come on here and be a swearybollocks. This kind of effuckinfrontery is universally bastardin' frowned upon. Feck off to HunsNet

Slight apologies to any new MNers who might be under illusions, though. Consider yourselves initiated, of sorts...