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To ask you to help me decipher this Waitrose graffiti

34 replies

PinotAndPlaydough · 26/07/2017 19:08

This is scribbled in the loos of my local Waitrose and it drives me crazy every time I see it as I can't fully make out what it says.
What I can make out seems quite poetic, obviously some very middle class graffiti going on!

To ask you to help me decipher this Waitrose graffiti
OP posts:
Queenofthestress · 26/07/2017 19:13

Take a paper and pencil and try do a rubbing? If it's etched in it should show

blankface · 26/07/2017 19:14

Last two lines i think are

Love bound by a
single thread

Ilovecoleslaw · 26/07/2017 19:14

This is driving me crazy Shock
Something about until the very end and a single thread is as much as I can make out Grin

Kiwi32 · 26/07/2017 19:15

Xxx until the very end, when xx xx xx it has all been bound by a single thread.

fightoffyourdemons · 26/07/2017 19:15

I get

'...makes sense til the very end...all being bound by a single thread'

Kiwi32 · 26/07/2017 19:16

I think the first word is 'sense'? But that doesn't make... sense

fightoffyourdemons · 26/07/2017 19:17

Does this make it clearer? I tried to change the contrast!

To ask you to help me decipher this Waitrose graffiti
fightoffyourdemons · 26/07/2017 19:18

I'm sure the last bit is how it has all been bound by a single thread

Also above the line with sense in I think there's a nearly invisible previous line!

GreenTulips · 26/07/2017 19:19

Here until the very end

PinotAndPlaydough · 26/07/2017 19:19

I don't know if I can bring myself to take paper and pencil and take a rubbing from a loo wall Grin

I thought the first word was sense too but there also looks like there is a line above that which has been partially cleaned away.

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Mollie85 · 26/07/2017 19:20

I've got:

Makes sense until the very end,when (something) how it has all been bound by a single thread

Gingernaut · 26/07/2017 19:20

Sense until the very end

ItsAllGoingToBeFine · 26/07/2017 19:22

Graffiti in Waitrose Shock

GreenTulips · 26/07/2017 19:23

Last word first line is strikes

Pengggwn · 26/07/2017 19:24

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

sn1ce · 26/07/2017 19:26

.... ..... ..king ( making?) sense until the very end, when we can hear it has all been bound by a single thread

Gingernaut · 26/07/2017 19:26

Sense until the very
end, when you see
how it has all been
bound by a
single thread

Outfoxed · 26/07/2017 19:29

What gingernaut said, except I think it's Tense not sense

WORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORK · 26/07/2017 19:29

I got
"It makes sense until the end when u see how it had all been bound by a single thread"

Outfoxed · 26/07/2017 19:30

But that might just be because tense makes more sense than sense rather than what it actually looks like

Gingernaut · 26/07/2017 19:30

Nope. It's an S scratched into the paintwork and looking more like a 5

StupidSlimyGit · 26/07/2017 19:32

I got this?

To ask you to help me decipher this Waitrose graffiti
To ask you to help me decipher this Waitrose graffiti
Jijhebtseksmetezels · 26/07/2017 19:38

But why would it cease to make sense when at the end you see it's been bound by a single thread?!

Surely the single thread discovery would make things more clear not less so?

Shame if you die confused!

Jijhebtseksmetezels · 26/07/2017 19:41

I think there is a faint string of words at the beginning along the lines of "none of it"....
So, none of it makes sense until the end when you see it's all been bound by a single thread.

Possibly overthinking it Confused

AreWeDoingThisNow · 26/07/2017 19:41

...makes sense until the very end, when you see how it has all been bound by a single thread.

I'd guess the start is 'Nothing' or something similar.