to want to howl when i saw wee arse in the air head buried in my handbag EATING my new Clinique lippy - oh give me strength..what a laugh

[ScottishMummy]

Am I being unreasonable?to expect a bit of sympathy when (get this)

feck-me-how-i-:laughed/cried-when-i-saw-the-wee-baby's-arse-in -air-head-in-my-handbag-munching-my-new-clinique-lippy

LOL

ROFL

ROFL

yum yum!

Yes he looked lovvverly wearing Tenderheart a nice neutral shade the lippy my baby was eating

Very good choice of colour for a boy, neutral - not too Gay!!! He's destined for a future in fashion and beauty, I can see the counters now all over the world, in only the very best stores; 'weescottishbaby make-up'

LOL - well he does like kylie, shakes to shakira, so got diverse taste

the cleanser in the 'weescottishbaby make-up' range would be industrial strength to remove the drool and daily debris - his not mine i may add

ScottishMummy this has got to be the quote of the week

Get him in the kitchen producing some bits and hawk them around town, you'll be a millionaire by Christmas!!!

baby puree and tomatoey goo- mmmm sure ti stain ur fancy mummy clobber....no wonder i am slummy-mummy dried in dribble soooo me

NO, it's an organic rouge!

Oh yes home-made-organic-food-stains-so nicely

my fave shade of blusher is harrased mummy rouge

Scottishmummy, you are on to a winner - you know NCT mums will pay anything for organic make-up!

what would NCT mums pay for straight talkin scottishmummy advice - in fact id do it for a glass o wine

Throw in a free sample of organic rouge and they'll pay you in cases of Chardonnay!!!!!!

i like to confer to My good friend dorothy parker on this one soooo

one crate chardonnay is just fine
two crate chardonnay at the most
three crate chardonnay i'm under the table
four crate chardonnay i'm under the host

......is it okay aT NCT to be under the host

scottish, I think that would be perfectly acceptable

ZOMBIE

What the fuck is wrong with you @WayBackThenn ? Get a life, get a job, get some friends.

why bring this thread back?!