Okay, I only smoke when I have a drink. Friday night, couple of wines. Watching Glastonbury. Fancied a fag. Dd in bed fast asleep. Far end of the yard. Not a garden. We live in a victorian terrace. Sat on the decking. Little twat pipes its head up to say hi. Sharp intake of breath from me. Runs into the drain.
Aibu to want to buy death traps?