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To prefer it if DH wanted to roger me senseless BEFORE I fell asleep?

32 replies

ConnieLingus · 21/03/2007 14:04

He DOES wake me up - not just sort of wangs it in while I'm snoozing

Ha - just boasting that I actually GOT some last night....and Monday night

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HoppyDaddy · 21/03/2007 14:05

Are you my DW? lol

sandyballs · 21/03/2007 14:06

No, not unreasonable IMO. I'd kill DH if he woke me up for sex .

Just jealous that you've done it twice this week and I'm struggling to remember the last time .

misdee · 21/03/2007 14:07

damn, i'd prefer it any way right now, even if i was snoozing!

Dior · 21/03/2007 14:09

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ConnieLingus · 21/03/2007 14:13

Dior - we go to bed at the same time - he just wakes up in the mood. Other bonus is that I don't get the old broom handle - nice strokes & nuzzles

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Songbird · 21/03/2007 14:13

Ah, but is he asleep or awake when he wakes you for sex? My dh is a sleep groper! I?ve even found him (whispers) down there and still asleep. He woke up in the process, I let him finish, then when he wanted me to return the favour, I went back to sleep ? ha! It hasn?t happened for a while I must admit, but it can be a pain in the arse.

pansypants · 21/03/2007 14:13

i would possibly prefer that i was asleep....as am soooo knackered at the momnet and absolutely refuse to follow the make your marriage great by frequent blow jobby authoresses.............

littlelapin · 21/03/2007 14:13

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Songbird · 21/03/2007 14:15

when I say pain the arse I don?t mean?????

HoppyDaddy · 21/03/2007 14:16

What's the old broom handle?

expatinscotland · 21/03/2007 14:17

I'd be pissed off to be woken for sex.

CheesyFeet · 21/03/2007 14:19

In the first flush of our relationship I was delighted to be woken for sex, nice sleepy sex is great imo

These days however, he gets a few well chosen words and very little else if he wakes me for anything

HoppyDaddy · 21/03/2007 14:20

I'm lucky, then. DW loves it when I wake her, she reckons she sleeps better!

babywhiting · 21/03/2007 14:24

awake, asleep who cares me and dp wake each other with many delights but sleepy sex is great!!!!

powder28 · 21/03/2007 14:25

pansypants i thought once you were married you never had to give another bj again...

babywhiting · 21/03/2007 14:26

whos roger????????

powder28 · 21/03/2007 14:29

Songbird, it would make for interesting viewing if youre dh was on Sleep CLinic

Songbird · 21/03/2007 14:31

he he, yes, I did suggest it to him! He often has freaky dreams about dd and (semi)wakes thinking she's on the ceiling or other weird places. He also sometimes grabs me suddenly in his (and my!) sleep as he thinks I'm falling out of bed. Scares the shit out of me! He has anxiety issues I reckon.

doggiesayswoof · 21/03/2007 14:35

Apparently DH tried to wake me the other night - and couldn't, despite lengthy groping etc. I sleep like a log. I'm glad he is trustworthy.

TeeCee · 21/03/2007 14:38

I love being woken up for sex.

powder28 · 21/03/2007 14:38

I remember a friend leaving a note on her hubbys pillow saying 'take me just dont wake me'

pansypants · 21/03/2007 19:47

damn,,, if only id known that sooner powder,,where is the evidence i shall print it out immediately!!!

GibbonInARibbon · 21/03/2007 20:06

DH often talks wistfully of the days gone by when I would wake him by giving him a BJ...snoozy sex is lovely though

morningpaper · 21/03/2007 20:07

lol @ broom handle

Pruni · 21/03/2007 20:10

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