to want 3 year old to stop licking her hands and rubbing it over my cushions and

[Twiglett]

saying painting

its grossing me out

dunno why

but ick

have just tried to get her to stop sucking her thumb and this is what she's replaced it with so I'm not going to stop her

but ick

Oh god, DS1 has just started doing this.

It's driving me mental

He hocks on his hand, and then "paints" the wall/sofa/his baby brother

You are Not Alone

good .. misery loves company

oh gawd now she's doing her Peppa Pig impression too

gob and snorts

can't help feelign if I was a good mum I'd take her out .. but I'm cold and cannae be bothered

We don;lt have any impressions, but he does out of tune singing at 4am.

Now that's irritating

You have my sympathy.

DS (2) licks the french doors - drives me insane as you get left with big snotty smears all down the glass.

IME, keeping DS1 amused doesn't stop him gobbing on the walls (or pianting like Spencer, as he calls it)

Bala-bloody-mory has a lot to answer for