To want to cave DP's head in with frying pan?

[hoolagirl]

We have arranged to go to Edinburgh for night out to see concert and stay in nice hotel. Meant to be a night out for us.
Anyhoo, his brother and his GF are coming as well (he asked me first if he could ask them), always have a good night with them so yes.
Well, babysitting arrangements are not final and I phoned to say I had managed to get tickets and 'god hope i can go'.
He says, well I'll be going anyway
Considering its meant to be a night out for US. PR*CK !!
Just wanna know if im being unreasonable before I give him what for when he comes home.

Get in position with your frying pan held high

I'd tell him that he'll be babysitting and you'll go out with his db and gf!

Tch! A frying pan? Too restrained!!

wont be a problem, am slightly taller than him.

get a bucket atop the door (NOW!!)

Have just texted him telling him am mighty pissed off with him. Will await phone call/text back, still

I have a Le Creuset frying pan you can borrow. Not much good as frying pan, but v. heavy

tell him its not the leaving that difficult - its the getting back in - thats what i tell my teens

Frying pans away girls (for the moment)
He just called to say 'babes i was only joking of course I wouldnt go without you'
wouldn't dream of going up there without me blah blah blah.
Didn't sound as if he was joking at the time, MEN!!

Bloody hell, that's Night King levels of zombie, that is.