News stories on The Heat

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People on TV being interviewed 'oh it's lovely' then 'I think it is too hot'

Here are people on the beach and in the sea.

People have taken their ties off.

Fuck me it's not exactly NEWS is it.

It is in Britain! Any weather is news in Britain

It's not Britain if the weather isn't news

Don't forget where we are hotter than. I heard 'hotter than The Sahara' today.

Oh yes 'hotter than'

They had monkeys eating ice lollies now to me THAT is proper hot weather news.

You mean the above average temperature that we get a few days most years.

How hot actually is it?

Toffee

Hotter than the frickin sun where I am!

Ice cream sales SORE

OMG, every fucking summer, the whingeing about the heat after six months of whingeing about the rain/cold. And all the threads on here about keeping children off school because it's hot, not going to work because it's hot and generally behaving as though Armageddon has arrived.

Waiting for the annual article about how the tube is hotter than the temperatures allowed to transport livestock.

I still remember when the Guardian live-blogged the snow one winter.