To say you shower after (light hearted)

[Charlie97]

OH is first in shower, I hear shower finish and say I'll jump in now.

OH says hang on I'm having a poo.

Now he should've done that before the shower??

I told him so, so I think that makes me controlling?

What's the lighthearted bit?

You told him when he can use the toilet?

That I told him he should've showered after.....this is a joke!!

Maybe a bit early in the morning?

You know, id be like super controlling if I really dictated when he went to toilet.

There was of yore a quite well-known scatological poster

A poo after a shower??

What is wrong with people!?

Surely you do that first!

Maybe he didn't need a poo before his shower.

I understand the joke
..not many will though.
Course it should be before,now he's got a dirty bum again. Cancels out the shower Mumsnet has got to the point where they use the word "control" for everything

No, he should have let you shower first, then done it, then showered.

Phew thanks for all PPs who get it!

Especially pige, you're right I hadn't even thought of that!

I'll pack him some clothes and send him away after work (once he's done dinner, coz he's cooking one of my favourites tonight)!

If I had a shower then pooed straight after hen I'd have to get back into the shower.

And, as an aside, using the word "controlling" over a matter such as this is ridiculous and undermines actual instances of controlling partners.

If my DH took a shit after a shower then I'd be saying wtf too

Poo before shower
I'd dump him, God know where this will lead
I bet he does the cream and jam on scone wrong too

I totally agree hello

LTB