To think my boyfriends a d***

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This is only lighthearted

Just on my way home and I get a message from my boyfriend saying 'did you not get your flowers, thought I'd have had a thank you'.
So I got home expecting flowers as you would. No, he meant a snap chat he'd sent me!

He's a dick right? And definitely owes me flowers.
And he's finding it far too funny that I fell for it!

you need real flowers now

But like my Dh. He asked me if I wanted a vase for my birthday?
My response 'you don't buy me flowers enough to warrant a new vase'

Dh

My face 🙄

Haha yep - I'd want flowers and a decent takeaway 😉 a massage wouldn't go amiss for psychological trauma too! Hehe

Hilarious. Yes, he's a dick

He thinks he's so funny!

Wouldn't mind but I've done loads of running around today for his football thingy. So genuinely thought when I got the message he'd sent me flowers.

He had made dinner at least MissBax

I definitely deserve a thank you too

Ha, thank you TathitiPete

Haha!
My dh always says he "thought about getting me flowers", like that counts?! Or that he thought it would be too cheesy... Like I care?! Meh!

Also, you definitely deserve real ones now!

Also, you definitely deserve real ones now!

Nah, fuck flowers at this point! The OP has gone through real trauma. I'd be demanding a very expensive gift as compensation

You can have my fiancé if you want, he buys me flowers for birthdays and whatnot when I've expressly told him I don't like receiving them. It's not like it's because he can't think of anything to get me, I usually have a suggestion books, always books !

It's just occurred to me that he must be fed up of the piles of books haha.

Ha, he must have known he was a dick or maybe it's because I told him he was but he brought real flowers and my favourite chocolates home tonight.
Do you think I should hold out on forgiving him though MissionItsPossible I wonder what else I could get.
I am really rather traumatised

I buy my own flowers. My taste is much better than his.

I must have missed your post RedStripe he's actually got really good taste though well he does go out with me!
I'm not a massive flower fan or anything it was just the expectation of them and that he fooled me.
He's forgiven or he will be when he's home with my food!!

Good things have resolved .

Hope you enjoyed the food! *Note made to self, next time my fiancé gets me flowers I will remind him he should bring me food :)

It was lovely thanks NilesCrane just our quite usual Friday takeaway though.
But food and flowers is definitely a good combination, a company should get on that! Not chocolates that's been done. But say a pizza delivery with flowers!

Send him a SnapChat Ferrari,

Then he will owe you BIG TIME.