AIBU to expect that the hole which causes the pirate to pop up is not the same fucking hole every single time??
After a very scientific test it seems that there are only 2 holes which make mr pirate pop, they are right next to each other, and they only change once every 7-10 goes.
Do I have a faulty one or has pop up pirate gone the same way as buckaroo and got really shit in the last 30 years?
And don't get me started on that fucking donkey, he doesn't even buck