'king hell! my compassionate dh has dropped a spider

[bigmouthstrikesagain]

If he had gone for the kill instead of capture we would be ok! It is big hairy and ugly and on the loose in ds room! I am going to have to move house. Bugger it.

Oh fuck. I'd move into a hotel for the night.... It's waiting, biding it's time to crawl into your ear when you're sleeping!

I shall just stay downstairs for now. Its nice I have wine and game of thrones

It's watching you from a corner somewhere, laughing its (eight tiny) socks off at you

Damn him

Oh, shit! Am so phobic that this seriously calls for LTB! Sorry, OP. And yes....plenty of + + more . And possibly a priest?? .

Eurgh! Babies! I'm a bit scared now....

Where's a flame thrower when I need one, eh?

Ahem. Baby spiders arent eurgh. They're adorable
Yes I'm looking at you, MrJohnsonatemycustard.