My kids discovered how tasty stunt pineapples are and it's now costing me a bloody fortune.
My fruit bowl is never impressive now that my kids demand fresh pineapple whenever I buy one. That's £1.99 every day or two! And they also want to eat the pretty peaches and cute kiwis. Lush looking grapes adorning my table? No chance! 10 minutes looking pretty if you're lucky.
Can't they be like normal children and eat the damned Haribos instead?!