Budgie Smugglers

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I'm not sure I think they are any more hygienic than longer swimwear but hey ho - off to France in a few weeks. Can my husband get away with swim shorts like these? Or do they need to be proper budgie smugglers?

Disclaimer - this is not my husband !

Yeah those are fine. My dh has similar for Eurocamp. You really do need them, life guards make you wear them, there was a shop outside camp selling them and making a killing off English and Irish men!!!

These are available in many colours

What's wrong with them? Am I alone in quite liking them? (The original pic not the yellow monstrosity!)

My husband has this exact pair. Not for holiday though, just popping to the pool and sauna here in England. I don't mind them he does resemble that pic we are off to a euro camp type place in France for half term, had forgotten this rule!

I like the look of tight trunks. You're not alone, allegretto

The bloke in the opening pic has no penis. Poor chap.

They are similar to the ones my DH had to wear when we went to France. Our campsite was run by an English family but the swimwear rule was very strictly enforced. Lots of rules around French pools. We had no footwear, no drinks other than bottled water and no food allowed what so ever. It did make for a very clean and tide pool area though.

Errrrr what's wrong with them !!

I'd always assumed they were worried about perineal fallout.

I came on here to say that I suspected that a pair at our local farmers market were offenders, they always bring new budgies every week and they are kept in tiny cages...

Anyhoo in the majority of Eurocamp/Canvas pools in France and italy have this rule. It says so in their brochure under the 'pool' section.

Yeah, no board shorts, no Bermuda shorts, no cut offs, nothing that might be worn anywhere but in the water, gathering grass, dust etc.

All public and holiday park and shared villa complex pools.

In Italy many places expect a swimming cap, too!

They have vending machines selling Speedos for the unprepared!

in the eurocamps ive been too, those tiny shorts are fine, but i believe some of them are stricter than others, so it might be worth reading the parc reviews and see how strict they are. German and Italian ones are supposed to be even stricter

I'd always assumed they were worried about perineal fallout.

How does your perineum fall out?

And yy to why is it any different to a woman in a tiny bikini. Isn't she concerned about perineal fallout? I have seen many a bikini bottom where i can clearly see the lady's shaving habits, and in these days of pubic hair removal it can get anatomic.

But i come from a club swimming background where the shorts in the o/p, and speedo's, are perfectly normal swimming attire. Shorts and bikini's are more for hanging round the side of the pool, not actually getting in.

We have emailed our eurocamp and apparently DH can get away with jammers but that's not everywhere.

Was going to say about swim caps too. We had this in Spain in a local municipal pool. DH looked fucking hilarious in one they let him borrow

Oh god. We're intending to go to a waterpark near Lake Garda next week- Caneva (?). Has anyone else been and are budgie smugglers compulsory? Couldn't see any mention on the website...