To want DH to cock something up?

[CabbagePatchKid91]

Nothing major. Just to burn the toast or something?
DH is practically perfect in every way. Everything he tries his hand at he just has a knack with and is really good at it straight away! He's like a duck to water in every situation. Even his tips for BF work nearly every time!!
I, on the other hand, seem to mess everything up and go the wrong way about everything I attempt to do. To which DH says "Oh Cabbage, do it like this!" And then does said thing perfectly.
I would just really really like to be able to tell him how to do something for once

Your time will come! Just watch and wait!

I have a seriously intelligent and overachieving (but kind about it!) DH. He's very impressive and has a remarkable mind for how to think about things. I do have my niche though, I've a much better understanding of food and medical issues, he does respect my thoughts on design and art etc. But he's flipping older and I can see clearly how the extra years of study and mental growth really benefit him.

Omg Cabbage my DH is the same. It can be sooo frustrating!!

You could have been writing about my DH. YANBU at all!

Joining the club. Its impressive and infuriating at the same time!