To expect my norks to stay the same size?!

[PersonalClown]

While out shopping with my best friend, we decided to get proper bra fittings (She gave birth 4 weeks ago , me because I could!)
To my shock and horror I've gone up to a DD!!
I'm 6ft and a size 12 so this is getting ridiculous. Why does all the weight I gain go straight to my norks?
I know I should be grateful the weight doesn't go anywhere else but it's becoming a PITA to find nice tops that fit!!
AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!
Off to spend a fortune at Bravissimo now...

ah. I thought this was going to be a moan about norks not being the same size as each other.

so it could be worse.

No, they are the same size!!
For some reason they just keep growing.