I've been trying to push a 150 lb, 6' baby out of my vag for weeks now, and nobody will leave me alone! It's being broadcast all over the internet, and everyone's staring at my fanjo.
Now my baby has been born, AIBU to think that everyone should just leave me alone? It's humiliating, having over 200000 people looking at my fanjo. The camera is in my personal space, and I can't even take a dump without being gawped at!